Cryptozoology means studying creatures that MIGHT exist. Like there COULD have been a fire-breathing pterodactyl - nobody knows for sure. Scientists didn't know for sure that there was such a thing as a giant squid until they found one. And here's something I bet you didn't know - there is such a thing as an OCTOSQUID - click here to see that I'm telling the truth.
octosquid
It looks so cool, and if I were you, I'd go check it out. And who knows maybe there COULD be a lochness monster (if it's not a snorkeling elephant, or a lost plesiosaur, it's probably a brand new type of creature that scientists haven't found yet).
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FINALLY! A post about an animal that is actually worth saving... that's right - SASQUATCH! Not only are they endangered, scientists can't even find ONE! And although elephants and lions are nice, we need to work on saving Big Foot. Rumor has it that when the aliens attack we will need an army of Sasquatch soldiers to defeat them - and where are we going to get Sasquatch DNA so we can start cloning our army if all the Sasquatch go extinct? EXACTLY! I have also heard that the elephants are going to support the alien invasion and therefore we shouldn't spend time trying to "save" them. Unless you like the idea of alien overlords... then of course we should help the elephants...
~S
I used to go on big foot hunting expeditions all the time when I was a kid and I was positive I'd found foot prints a few times...I am still convinced they are real! And my mom is pretty sure she saw the lockness monster last summer...she's right about everything so the chances are pretty good on that one being real too!
That octosquid thing is cool looking. thanks for sharing!
Maybe you could start your own blog to spread awareness of the endangered big foot race. if only WeepingSasquatch wasn't already taken. perhaps you could use WeepingSasquatchArmy.
Here's a picture of a sasquatch riding a hippo. They are natural friends in the wild.
http://weepinghippos.org/images/sasquatchhippo.jpg
I hear hippos make great steeds. perhaps we should clone them as well for when our sasquatch army rides into battle.
I think the alien invasion has already started, and their leaders names are Uncle "cares -a-Lot" and Uncle "Rascal." But if it WAS you, it would be rude for me to point that out - so I won't.
How can we save these precious creatures? They are sooo mysterious (especially on their hippo mounts). And should we save them? I hear they eat octo-squids and bald eagles for breakfast. Thats not good.
-uncle b
The hippos are indeed a majestic mount! Even with their peculiar breakfast habits their laser reflecting hide makes them an ideal partner in the upcoming aliens vs hippo-riding sasquatch war. I hear weepinghippos.org is now excepting donations if you would like to give to a worthy cause - for you people who don't understand the complexities of habitats, ecosystems and sustainable cornbeef, I have broken it down into a basic equation that will hopefully bring about a better understanding of the current global wildlife ecosystem situation-
elephants + a kind heart - incredible bitterness and accurate memory = hippo
- it's that simple, give till it hurts....
~S
Thanks a lot Punk now I'm scared for my life, for all I now all of these creepy animal could be waiting outside for me! YIKES! (just kidding)
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